The Poetry Competition

One  boring day at the library, Mrs. Feather the librarian said  ” people want a Literacy Competition  to see who’s better” she said to the mayor while he was eating a  sandwich, “yes but you must pay me 500 pounds ” the mayor said. A week later, Mrs. Feather told that the  category was poetry. Everybody  scribbled a poem, she knew that everybody was  energetic and  men wore a white tuxedos,  then a lady hurried in and handed Mrs. Feather a battery “Do you remember the  battery you let me borrow”, she gave her a poem, Mrs. Feather thought it was amazing, she said “We have a winner!” and handed her the prize.